Northern Shipping Funds Takes Top Honors for Private Equity

In the spirit of complete and open transparency, which we hope will be a hallmark characteristic of the finance world during the Obama years, we admit up front that our winner for the Award for excellence in Private equity is our next door neighbor in Stamford Connecticut. They win despite the enormous losses of productivity at Marine Money caused by the daily visits of their senior staff to our offices, stopping by in a perpetual search for M&Ms. It is a disturbing addiction to chocolate, facilitated by our own office’s hypoglycemic need for the sweets, which sees our kitchen counter piled high with chocolates instead of bananas and oranges – a sustenance not only better for us but good for the reefer trade as well.

We forgive them those interruptions

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